1 00:00:02,416 --> 00:00:03,875 ♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪ 2 00:00:03,875 --> 00:00:06,333 ♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪ 3 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:08,375 ♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪ 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,750 ♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪ 5 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:13,125 ♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪ 6 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,583 ♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪ 7 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:15,708 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:15,708 --> 00:00:17,583 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 9 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:20,166 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,083 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 11 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:24,750 LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 12 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:26,958 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 13 00:00:26,958 --> 00:00:29,291 DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK! 14 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:31,250 ♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪ 15 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,583 ♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪ 16 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:36,166 ♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪ 17 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,291 ♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪ 18 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:40,458 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪ 19 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,083 ♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪ 20 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,125 ♪ HERE COMES ♪ 21 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:44,708 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 22 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:46,000 LOOK OUT! 23 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,958 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 24 00:00:47,958 --> 00:00:49,166 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 25 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:52,458 LET'S GET DANGEROUS! 26 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:54,291 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 27 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:57,083 ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪ 28 00:00:57,083 --> 00:00:59,000 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪ 29 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:13,875 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH THE CHEESE GANG, DARKWING! 30 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:16,458 WHOA! 31 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:19,875 THAT GETS THE BLOOD PUMPING! 32 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:23,416 NOT AS MUCH AS THIS WILL! 33 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,416 AAH! EMERGENCY MEASURES! 34 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:30,000 WHEW! THAT EMERGENCY SUPERSPRING WORKED GREAT, D.W. 35 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,708 BUT WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR WHEN WE COME DOWN? 36 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:37,333 AAH! AAH! 37 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,125 SUCK GAS, YOU... 38 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:49,500 UNCONSCIOUS EVIL... NEVER MIND. 39 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,500 AND THAT WAS THE SCENE TONIGHT 40 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,000 AS THE ENIGMATIC DARKWING DUCK 41 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 SAVED THE CITIZENS OF ST. CANARD 42 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,625 FROM THE CLUTCHES OF CRIME. 43 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,625 NEXT ONCANARD COPY, 44 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:06,708 A SEARING PROFILE OF MERRIWEATHER, THE COCKROACH MIME 45 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:10,750 APPEARING AT THE ST. CANARD CENTER FOR THE ARTS. 46 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:13,958 WAY COOL! THAT WAS AWESOME! 47 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:16,875 WELL, HEH HEH, IT WAS NOTHING. 48 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,458 IT WAS INCREDIBLE! 49 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:21,083 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 50 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,583 YOU THINK SO? 51 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:24,708 I WAS GOOD, BUT REALLY... 52 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:28,125 I'M TALKIN' ABOUT BIANCA BEAKLEY, MY IDOL! 53 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:31,583 I WANNA BE A NEWSCASTER LIKE HER. 54 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:35,333 OH, HER. I GUESS SHE WAS O.K. 55 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:39,125 THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T BE HER IDOL, TOO. 56 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:42,583 SHE'S PROBABLY JUST GOING THROUGH A PHASE. 57 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:47,583 BUT SHE IS TOP OF THE NEWS HEAP IN ST. CANARD, 58 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:51,083 AND SHE'S RICH, BEAUTIFUL, AND BRILLIANT. 59 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,583 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED. 60 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:55,875 THANK YOU FOR SHARING. 61 00:02:55,875 --> 00:03:00,833 I GUESS IT'S GOOD SHE HAS A SOPHISTICATED ROLE MODEL, 62 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:03,375 INSTEAD OF A LUNATIC MONSTER. 63 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:06,375 LISTEN TO ME, YOU STINKING COAL WEASELS! 64 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:10,291 OUR RATINGS ARE LOWER THAN A GOPHER'S BASEMENT. 65 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,583 FIND SOMETHING GOOD, 66 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:14,708 OR WE'LL BE WORKING AT HAMBURGER HIPPO! 67 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:17,750 BIANCA, WE'RE DOING THE BEST WE CAN. 68 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,166 YOU'RE FIRED! 69 00:03:21,416 --> 00:03:22,833 WELL? 70 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:24,333 SUGGESTIONS? 71 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,500 [GULP] 72 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,083 OUR RATINGS WENT UP .0002% 73 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:31,583 WHEN WE SHOWED THAT DARKWING DUCK CLIP. 74 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:35,333 MAYBE WE COULD DO A SERIES ON HIM? 75 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:39,500 YOU CALL THAT AN IDEA? YOU'RE FIRED! 76 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,583 I HAVE IT! 77 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:47,875 WE'LL DO A SERIES ON DARKWING DUCK. 78 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:51,416 WHY ARE YOU SLIME WAFFLES STANDING AROUND? 79 00:03:51,416 --> 00:03:53,166 LET'S MOVE! 80 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:59,375 BIANCA BEAKLEY, CANARD COPY. 81 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:02,583 CARE TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR HEROIC STRUGGLE 82 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:05,083 AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL? 83 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,166 WELL, I'LL TELL YA... 84 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:10,125 WHEN I CONSIDER MISCREANTS LIKE THESE, 85 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,958 IT BOILS MY ONIONS. 86 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:14,708 THAT'S WHY I SCOUR THE CITY 87 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:19,708 EXTRACTING KNAVERY LIKE SOME INFECTED TOOTH... 88 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:22,958 WITH OCCASIONAL MINOR ASSISTANCE FROM LAUNCHPAD. 89 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,958 THAT CONCLUDES THE FIRST IN A SERIES 90 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:29,166 ON THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT. 91 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:30,625 SERIES OF REPORTS? 92 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,166 UNLESS YOU OBJECT. 93 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:33,875 GOLLY. I DON'T KNOW. 94 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,125 WELL... 95 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:38,708 GET READY FOR THE ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. 96 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:40,583 OH, YEAH. 97 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:43,416 THIS IS EXCITEMENT. 98 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,458 IT'S A SLOW NIGHT. 99 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:49,375 WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT IT? 100 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,583 YES! A CRIME! 101 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:58,208 CAREFUL! THE FELONIOUS OWNER MAY BE NEARBY. 102 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:01,291 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SISTER! 103 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:05,875 YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY WITH IT. THOUGHT... 104 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:11,000 DID THAT HURT AS MUCH AS IT LOOKED? 105 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:21,500 DID I RENT ENOUGH VCRs? I WANNA GET THIS. 106 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,416 IN TONIGHT'S SHOW, 107 00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:28,125 WE TAKE A LOOK AT THAT MASKED MALLARD, DARKWING DUCK. 108 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:29,583 SHOWTIME! 109 00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:32,833 DARKWING'S DAY ISN'T JUST FILLED WITH ROBBERIES. 110 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,458 IT'S ALSO FILLED WITH SUFFERING, DISAPPOINTMENT, 111 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:38,375 AND THE OCCASIONAL SNACK. 112 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:41,458 IS MY BILL REALLY THAT BIG? 113 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,958 YOU DON'T THINK I LOOK FAT? 114 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:47,875 REALLY SHOWS HOW I MOP UP VICIOUS JAYWALKERS... 115 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:50,958 AND LOITERERS... AND LEASH-LAW VIOLATORS. 116 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:52,833 WHO AM I KIDDING? 117 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,750 NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF. 118 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,958 THEY WANT REAL CRIME. 119 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:59,625 NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF! 120 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:02,291 THEY WANNA SEE REAL CRIME! 121 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:04,708 WITH THE SUPERVILLAIN CONVENTION IN FLORIDA, 122 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,875 THERE'S NO CRIME IN TOWN. 123 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:09,250 SUPERVILLAIN CONVENTION? 124 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:12,458 I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY CONVENTION! 125 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:17,333 MY CAREER'S OVER IF DARKWING DOESN'T FIGHT A SUPERVILLAIN SOON! 126 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:22,375 MERRIWEATHER THE COCKROACH IS BIGGER THAN DARKWING RIGHT NOW. 127 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:26,750 ST. CANARD IS MORE INTERESTED IN BUGS THAN IN... 128 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,333 WAIT A SECOND! 129 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,500 SUPERVILLAIN. 130 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,750 BUG. 131 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,291 HA HA HA HA! 132 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:34,875 EUREKA! 133 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:37,333 IF IT'S BUGS PEOPLE WANT, 134 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,958 THEY'LL GET BUGS LIKE THEY WON'T BELIEVE! 135 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:45,458 DIRECT FROM HIS TOUR OF THE CONTINENT, 136 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:50,416 THE WORLD-FAMOUS MERRIWEATHER THE COCKROACH MIME! 137 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:55,416 I CAN'T SEE A THING FROM HERE. 138 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,333 SHUSH. IT'S CULTURE. 139 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,333 HA HA HA HA! 140 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:02,291 FEAR ME, ST. CANARD! 141 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:09,833 I AM THE MONARCH OF THE INSECT KINGDOM. 142 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:12,375 I AM THE BUG MASTER! 143 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:15,708 I'M NOT VERY NICE AT ALL. 144 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:18,708 CAREFUL WITH THE COCONUTS, LITTLE BUDDY. 145 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,000 OW! 146 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:25,166 WE INTERRUPT PELICAN'S ISLAND 147 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:27,625 FOR THIS SPECIAL CANARD COPYREPORT. 148 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:32,000 IT LOOKED LIKE THEY'D GET OFF THE ISLAND! 149 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,500 WE TAKE YOU TO THE ST. CANARD CENTER FOR THE ARTS 150 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:42,208 WHERE THE BUG MASTER HAS TAKEN MERRIWEATHER THE COCKROACH HOSTAGE. 151 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:45,375 I AM THE BUG MASTER. 152 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,083 THAT SOUNDS LIKE... 153 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,083 I'VE BEEN WATCHING TV, 154 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:54,000 AND I'M SICK OF THIS SECOND-RATE JERK DARKWING DUCK! 155 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,208 HEY, HEY! I'M A FIRST-RATE JERK! 156 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:02,083 DARKWING, CAN YOU GUESS WHICH BUG I'LL TAKE NEXT? 157 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:04,125 COME ON, LAUNCHPAD. 158 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:07,958 THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THIS BUG MASTER. 159 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:10,333 YEAH. SHE'S THREATENING A COCKROACH. 160 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,458 I CALL THAT STRANGE. 161 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,583 BUT SHE... 162 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:17,958 GOS MUST BE GOIN' THROUGH A PHASE. 163 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:29,958 WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE TO BUG MASTER'S CHALLENGE? 164 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:33,000 BIANC, IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY... 165 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,458 YOU'VE GOT TO BREAK SOME PENNIES 166 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:37,458 TO SAVE AN OMELET. 167 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,500 COME ON, LAUNCHPAD. 168 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:43,458 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THE BUG MASTER WILL STRIKE HERE? 169 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:46,166 ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR LAUNCHPAD. 170 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,833 BUG MASTER HAS A THING FOR BUGS. 171 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:52,000 THE MUSEUM IS SHOWING ITS MOST PRECIOUS BUG, 172 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 THE GOLDEN SCARAB OF QUACKANKHAMEN. 173 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,583 GOOD THINKING, D.W. 174 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:59,625 BESIDES, MY SUPERCRIME-SENSING WATCH SAYS SO. 175 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,458 WE'RE HERE IN TIME. 176 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,583 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT HERE? 177 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,958 AS LONG AS DARKWING DUCK IS HERE, 178 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:09,750 NO EVILDOER WOULD DARE... 179 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,375 [BUG BUZZES] 180 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,875 WOULD DARE TO... YEOWCH! 181 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:18,875 THAT'S A TASTE OF MY WASP'S STING. 182 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:21,500 MAKES YOU MAD AS A HORNET. 183 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,958 ANOTHER PUN-OBSESSED SUPERVILLAIN. 184 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:29,583 MISSED ME, SHOEHORN-BEAK. 185 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:30,875 NOT. 186 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,250 SUCK GAS, EVILDOER! 187 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,750 ONE FALSE MOVE AND THE MIME GETS IT. 188 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,250 O.K. O.K. 189 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:44,291 JUST PUT THE COCKROACH DOWN. 190 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:46,250 HA! NOT A CHANCE! 191 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:49,750 I CAME HERE FOR THE SCARAB, 192 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,750 AND I'M GOING TO GET IT! 193 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,500 TRY SOME STINK BUG GAS, DRONEWING. 194 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:03,833 PEEYUU! THAT'S WORSE THAN YOUR CHICKEN FEATHER PIE, LAUNCHPAD! 195 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,000 SHE'S GONE! 196 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,250 AND SO'S THE SCARAB! 197 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,708 O.K., FINE. 198 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:12,166 I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD, 199 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:15,208 BUT EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL. 200 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,625 COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL. 201 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:19,166 ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, DARKWING. 202 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,208 COMPLETELY UNDER MY CONTROL! 203 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:27,125 YOU KNOW, BOYS, I THINK I LIKE THIS CRIMINAL STUFF. 204 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:30,708 THIS SCARAB'S WORTH TWICE A NETWORK ANCHOR'S SALARY. 205 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:33,375 AS FOR THAT COSTUMED BUFFOON, 206 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:36,875 HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN A TRIVIAL ANNOYANCE. 207 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:41,708 THAT'S WHY I'M PLANNING MY FINAL REPORT IN THE SERIES... 208 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,708 THE EXTERMINATION OF DARKWING DUCK! 209 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:47,458 HA HA HA! 210 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:57,500 NICE SHOT OF ME. GOOD COMPOSITION. 211 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:02,083 THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE IT BETTER 212 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,708 IS IF I CAUGHT THE CROOK! 213 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:08,750 THAT WAS THE SCENE AT THE ST. CANARD MUSEUM. 214 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:12,583 DOESN'T SOMETHING STRIKE YOU FUNNY ABOUT BIANCA BEAKLEY? 215 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:14,208 TOO MUCH MAKE-UP. 216 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:17,083 ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT SHE'S NEVER AROUND 217 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:19,166 WHEN THE BUG MASTER APPEARS? 218 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:23,708 HOW'D SHE KNOW THAT CROOK WOULD STRIKE AT THE MUSEUM? 219 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:28,291 SHE'S YOUR IDOL. WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER, MISS PINFEATHERS? 220 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:31,083 YEAH. WHY DON'T I? 221 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:46,375 UH, MISS BEAKLEY, I'M GOSALYN MALLARD 222 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:48,500 FROM THE ST. CANARD ELEMENTARY PRESS. 223 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,583 I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! YOU'RE TOTALLY COOL! 224 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:53,833 THAT'S LOVELY. 225 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:55,583 I'LL CALL SECURITY. 226 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,875 THEY'LL GIVE YOU AN 8 x 10 GLOSSY. 227 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:02,166 [GASP] HEY! YOU'RE THE BUG MASTER! 228 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:05,250 HOLY CATS! MY IDOL'S A CROOK! 229 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,166 UH, WELL, I'M NOT A CROOK! 230 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:11,583 YOU SAW MY REPORTS ON DARKWING, RIGHT? 231 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,125 FIENDISH JAYWALKERS? 232 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:17,166 HE LOOKED LIKE A COMPLETE GOOFBALL! 233 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,625 YEAH, SO? 234 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:23,958 SO I CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD. 235 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:26,708 THE NEXT TIME WE FIGHT, HE'LL WIN. 236 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,291 WHEN CROOKS SEE THAT ON TV, 237 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,708 THEY'LL BE SCARED OF HIM AGAIN. 238 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,458 THEN I'LL RETURN THAT STUFF. 239 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,708 YOU'RE CREATING YOUR OWN NEWS 240 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,500 TO BOOST YOUR RATINGS? 241 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,166 UH, WELL, YEAH. 242 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:42,875 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 243 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,833 AS LONG AS YOU'RE HELPING DARKWING. 244 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:51,000 SURE I AM. AND NOT EVEN HE KNOWS IT. WANNA HELP? 245 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,583 ME? HELP BIANCA BEAKLEY? YOU BET! 246 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,208 BEAUTIFUL. 247 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,875 BY CORRELATING INSECT DATA 248 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:04,708 WITH ALL THE DATA ON ST. CANARD, 249 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,875 I CAN DETERMINE WHERE BUG MASTER WILL STRIKE. 250 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,291 ARE YOU SURE THIS'LL WORK? 251 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:15,416 LAUNCHPAD, THIS IS SCIENCE. SCIENCE ALWAYS WORKS. 252 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,875 I'LL BE OVER HERE READING THE FUNNIES. 253 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,875 HEH HEH. DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF. 254 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,958 AH, HERE WE GO. 255 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,208 FACT ONE... THE ZASLOVIAN SQUAT FLY 256 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,875 EATS THREE TIMES ITS WEIGHT. 257 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,333 SO WHAT? 258 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,250 HEY, D.W., LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 259 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:40,750 FACT TWO... ST. CANARD MAKES AN IDEAL HOLIDAY SPOT. 260 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,125 WHAT IS THIS? 261 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:47,833 HOW AM I GONNA TRACK THE BUG MASTER NOW? 262 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,708 MAYBE THIS IS WHERE SHE'LL STRIKE. 263 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:54,291 IT SEEMS SO TO THE UNTRAINED EYE. 264 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,291 "DARKWING, MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT 265 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:59,250 "IN THE WAREHOUSE AT 3rd AND McSWAIN. 266 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,875 THE BUG MASTER." 267 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,291 SOMETIMES THE UNTRAINED EYE CAN BE RIGHT. 268 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,291 COME ON, LAUNCHPAD. 269 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,833 LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 270 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:13,333 WONDER WHAT IT COSTS TO HAVE MY EYES TRAINED. 271 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,625 IT ALWAYS COMES TO THIS, LAUNCHPAD... 272 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,250 YOU, ME, 273 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,833 A SUPERVILLAIN CRAVING MY DESTRUCTION, 274 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,875 AND AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE. 275 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:31,583 I WISH ONCE IT COULD BE A ROLLER RINK. 276 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,583 D.W., IT'S MERRIWEATHER THE COCKROACH! 277 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,250 D.W., HE'S MIMING "DANGER"! 278 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,500 WHAT DOES HE KNOW? HE'S A COCKROACH. 279 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,500 PSST. DARKWING! OVER HERE! 280 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:47,583 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT COSTUME, MISSY? 281 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:51,458 HA HA HA. YOU'VE PLAYED INTO OUR HANDS, 282 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,500 YOU MASKED MEATHEAD. NOW! 283 00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,875 YOU FOOL! 284 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:04,333 YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THE BUG MASTER AND THE GRUB! 285 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,875 DARKWING DUCK, 286 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,250 PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! 287 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,750 [GULP] OH, YEAH. 288 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,875 SHE'S DEFINITELY GOING THROUGH A PHASE. 289 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:23,375 HA! I HAVE THE ARMOR OF A BEETLE AND THE WEBBING OF A SPIDER. 290 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:27,708 PARDON ME, LITTLE GIRL WHOM I DON'T KNOW, 291 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,958 JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 292 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:33,458 ACT EVIL. MAKE IT GOOD FOR THE CAMERA. 293 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,625 HA HA HA! 294 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,583 O.K., DARKWING, 295 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:42,000 YOU'RE GOIN' TO THE BIG BEEHIVE IN THE SKY. 296 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,875 BOYS, TAKE 'EM TO THE BEESWAX! 297 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,625 AT LEAST GOS LOOKS CUTE IN HER GRUB COSTUME. 298 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,458 MERRIWEATHER, CAN YOU SLIP THROUGH THOSE CUFFS? 299 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:08,416 YEAH, A FREE COCKROACH WOULD BE A MAJOR ADVANTAGE. 300 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,500 SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, 301 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,166 THIS IS YOUR FINAL SPECIAL REPORT. 302 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:16,625 AFTER A DIP IN THIS BOILING BEESWAX, 303 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:21,083 YOU'RE GONNA BE NOTHING BUT AN UNUSUALLY UGLY CANDLE! 304 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,708 IN CASE YOU GET ANY IDEAS OF ESCAPING, 305 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,875 I'VE STILL GOT MY WASP'S STING. 306 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,958 NOW I RECOGNIZE YOU! YOU'RE BIANCA BEAKLEY! 307 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:36,625 GOOD CALL, HAWKEYE, BUT YOU WON'T LIVE TO BREAK THIS STORY. 308 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,875 LOWER 'EM IN! 309 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:43,166 GOS... LITTLE GIRL I'VE NEVER MET! 310 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:46,250 IF YOU'RE ANGLING FOR A BIGGER ALLOWANCE, 311 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,291 THIS ISN'T THE WAY! 312 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,208 WHEN'S HIS CHANCE TO ESCAPE? 313 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:57,583 UH, AT THE LAST SECOND. IT'S MORE IMPRESSIVE. 314 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:04,750 WHAT DID I DO TO GOSALYN TO DESERVE THIS? 315 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:08,458 YOU GROUNDED HER UNTIL HER SENIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE. 316 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:13,000 YOU MADE HER EAT BEETS, THOUGH SHE HATES 'EM. 317 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,250 THEN ANOTHER TIME... 318 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,708 I GET THE IDEA! 319 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:20,708 THEY'RE CLOSE. IT'S TIME TO LET DARKWING WIN. 320 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,625 TRUST ME. I'M YOUR IDOL, RIGHT? 321 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,375 I KNOW WHAT'S BEST. 322 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,416 YEAH. 323 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:30,458 BUT JUST IN CASE. 324 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:32,750 YEOW! 325 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,458 GIMME BACK MY STINGER, 326 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,000 YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! 327 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,583 I NEVER REALIZED THAT WAXY BUILDUP COULD BE SERIOUS! 328 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:45,250 THESE MANACLES HAVE EXPANDED SLIGHTLY FROM THE HEAT. 329 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,291 I'VE GOT TO USE THE SECRETS 330 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,125 OF ANCIENT CARPATHIAN BONE DISLOCATION. 331 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:56,291 I'D FORGOTTEN HOW PAINFUL ANCIENT CARPATHIAN BONE DISLOCATION WAS! 332 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,875 BUT...IT'S...WORKING! 333 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:05,083 I'LL GET YOU GUYS OUT OF THIS! 334 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,083 OOH! 335 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,208 OOF! 336 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,416 ANOTHER LAST-SECOND ESCAPE! 337 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,458 IMPRESSIVE. 338 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,750 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T REALLY BETRAY ME. 339 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,833 IT'S THE FIRST RULE OF INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING. 340 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,250 MAKE 'EM THINK YOU'RE ON THEIR SIDE, 341 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,000 THEN WHAMMO! 342 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,083 [GRUNTING] 343 00:18:56,583 --> 00:19:00,000 I GOTTA CUT OUT THESE SIX-BURGER LUNCHES. 344 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,291 YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD EITHER. 345 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,708 [BURP] 346 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,000 AAH! 347 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,250 I GOTTA GET THIS ON TAPE. 348 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:24,875 DIDN'T RECKON ON MY SONIC CRICKET'S CHIRP BLASTER, EH? 349 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:31,000 I'LL BE BACK TO GET YOU AFTER I GET DARKWING! TRAITOR. 350 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,625 ALL RIGHT, DARKWING! 351 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:45,083 I OUGHTA GET A GOLD MEDAL. 352 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,500 D.W., LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! 353 00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:50,500 WHOA! 354 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,208 THANKS, BUT I KNEW HE WAS BEHIND ME. 355 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,333 YOU CAN'T CATCH ME BY SURPRISE! 356 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,291 O.K., MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE YOU CAN. 357 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,375 HA HA HA! 358 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,375 YOU POOR LITTLE LARVA! 359 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,875 IF I CAN'T BOIL YOU IN BEESWAX, 360 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,500 I'LL COCOON YOU IN COBWEBS. 361 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,000 NIFTY. 362 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,750 ANYWAY, WE'LL BE A SHOO-IN FORWACKY HOME VIDEOS. 363 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:22,000 YOU'VE BUGGED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, DARKWING! 364 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,500 PREPARE TO FIND OUT HOW A FLY FEELS! 365 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,291 MUST...PULL... 366 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,625 ARM...FREE! 367 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,708 NOW, MY TRUSTY BUZZSAW CUFF LINKS. 368 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,000 SUCK WEBS, EVILDOER! 369 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,416 OHH! 370 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,125 OOF! 371 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,291 GET ME OUT OF THIS WEB, 372 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:57,500 OR YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN. 373 00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,375 CAUGHT IN HER OWN WEB OF DECEIT! 374 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,083 NICE GOING, D.W. 375 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,875 NICE MOVE, DAD! 376 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,583 UH, DARKWING. 377 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,083 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 378 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,416 DARKWING DUCK IS MORE THAN A MATCH 379 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,416 FOR ANY FILTHY LITTLE INSECT! 380 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,875 D.W.! 381 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,958 OH. SORRY, MERRIWEATHER. 382 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:22,333 I MEANT SOME OTHER FILTHY LITTLE INSECT. 383 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,458 THAT WAS DARKWING DUCK'S DEFEAT 384 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,875 OF THE NOTORIOUS BUG MASTER, 385 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,708 A.K.A. FORMER NEWSCASTER BIANCA BEAKLEY. 386 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,958 THIS VIDEO WAS PROVIDED BY GOSALYN MALLARD 387 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,125 OF THE ST. CANARD ELEMENTARY PRESS. 388 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,583 YES! MY FIRST BIG SCOOP! 389 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,083 WAY TO GO, GOSAROONIE! 390 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,333 YEP. GOOD JOB, GOS. 391 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:49,583 TOO BAD YOUR IDOL WAS AN EGOMANIAC AFTER CHEAP PUBLICITY. 392 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:53,000 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 393 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,291 I WAS TALKING ABOUT BIANCA BEAKLEY! 394 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,833 WELL, UH, REMEMBER, 395 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:02,166 YOU WERE MY IDOL WAY BEFORE SHE WAS. 396 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,750 THAT'S MY GIRL. 397 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,458 OF COURSE I WAS. 398 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,750 I'M STILL NOT RAISING YOUR ALLOWANCE. 399 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,166 IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.